- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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