Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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