what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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well use a tissue!

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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I asked her where you were.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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