- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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