- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

batman farted so hes retarded

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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