whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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woman's rights

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Robin, get in the car!

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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