Women's rights.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What is green and slow Grass.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Don't believe in Atheists.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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