- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Barack Obama.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

pull my finger (farts)

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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