What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What's funny? Women's rights.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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