- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

PICKLES

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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