- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

A man did not like this site

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

it was all Tagart

Knock knock Come in

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