do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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I went to work today....

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Anti Joke

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