How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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