Why didn't he finish his

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Roses are flowers.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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