- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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