- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

The New York Giants

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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