What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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