What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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