- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What is 33 + 1? Penis

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