- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What page are you on The gay page.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Take part of what?

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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