What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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