- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ever tried african food? they neither

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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