Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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