Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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I am quite mature.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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