- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

knock knock who's there? your destiny

speak now or forever hold your pee

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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