- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

whats white and sticky? a white stick

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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