What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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this website is a bad joke

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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