- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

knock knock? come in

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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