- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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