Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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I wrote a funny joke.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

One, two, three, four and five

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Please ignore this statement.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

I'm Polish.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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