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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

knock knock who's there? faith

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Barack Obama.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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