2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Your mom went to college

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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