What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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