What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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