- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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