- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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