- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

This is not a joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

knock knock? come in

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Ain't idn't a word.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??