- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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