- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Women's rights

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

black people

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