- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

a. why? b. because I wanted

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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