- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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