- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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