- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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