Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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read this sentence again.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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