A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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