- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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