What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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