What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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