Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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My Nan, that is all.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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