- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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