What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Women's rights.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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