- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Yo Momma So Fat!

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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