what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Obama = ebola

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Obama lin Baden.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

woman's rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Yes

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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