- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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