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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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