- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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