Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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knock knock come in

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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