- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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