Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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