A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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