What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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roses are red poo is poo

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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swag

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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