why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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