- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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