- Anti Joke

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.