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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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