Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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