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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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