- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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