What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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