- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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