What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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An man walks to a bra

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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