- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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