Knock knock. Its open.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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bangers and mash?

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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