- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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