- Anti Joke

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sloths

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Black people in Camden NJ.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Sloths

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Black people in Camden NJ.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!