What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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