Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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