- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Roses are red Im adopted

I will create more jobs for americans

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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