- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Vagina Boob

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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