Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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