- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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