- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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A penis walks into a bar..

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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