- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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