- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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