- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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