what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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