- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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