- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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