A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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