What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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