- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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