- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What stops a train? A missile

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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