Beka has AIDS

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

penis. nuff said.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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