Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Urban ghettos

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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