- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

gingers

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Katy Perry

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Weaner

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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