Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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