- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Dick Cheney That's the joke

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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