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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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