- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

the sky is green no it is not

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Guess what? I like trains.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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