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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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the WNBA.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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