What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Penis

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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