- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

FUCK YOU

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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