- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Roses are flowers.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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