- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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