Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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