- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

why did you poop because you are a poop

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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