How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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