- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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