What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A storm be brewin!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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