Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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