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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

1+2 = 6

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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