- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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