Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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