- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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