What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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A man walks into a vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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